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| Dosage | Zero (0) Slack or work email opened on Sunday before 9 PM |
| Frequency | Weekly, non-negotiable |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | Unlimited — the Monday email was always, apparently, going to exist on Monday |
The Institute dispenses Dominicae Protectio Absoluta for:
Dominicae Protectio Absoluta is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Sunday Protection, absolute — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.