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Every Sunday at approximately 3:40 PM, patient becomes convinced their entire life is wrong. Symptoms clear by Tuesday morning. Return the next Sunday.
Weekly. Reliable.
None. A productive Sunday does not help. An unproductive one makes it worse.
Patients with Chronic Sunday-Spiral Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Sunday-Spiral Disorder — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Dominicus anxiosus vespertinus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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