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Patient's Sunday panic now begins, reliably, at 2:47 PM. By 4 PM, they have opened Slack for the first time that weekend. By 6 PM, they have drafted an email they will not send until Monday. By 9 PM, they have planned their outfit, their lunch, and one hostile confrontation they do not intend to have.
Chronic. The dread window has widened from 90 minutes to 6 hours.
None. 'Sunday reset' intensifies the dread.
Patients with Acute Sunday Scaries Escalation typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Acute Sunday Scaries Escalation — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Horror dominici crescentis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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