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Patient has been crouching at eye level in the cereal aisle for 14 minutes validating their 4-year-old's feelings about the box design. The child is now sobbing harder. Patient is sweating. Another shopper has offered a sympathetic head tilt. The cereal, at this point, is unresolved. Patient's own mother would have handled this in eight seconds.
Chronic. Deteriorates in grocery stores.
None. 'I hear you, buddy' has been said 47 times with no effect.
Patients with Advanced Gentle Parenting Burnout typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced Gentle Parenting Burnout was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Exhaustio parentalis lenis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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