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| Dosage | Zero (0) public 'I'm healed from X' declarations for 90 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | 90 days minimum; extend if the shower-cry pattern persists |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Proclamatio Sanitatis Suspensa for:
The Institute issues Proclamatio Sanitatis Suspensa for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Healing Claim, suspended. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.