UNTREATABLE.COM
| Dosage | One (1) round of unfollowing couples whose posted content reliably produces envy — 14 accounts minimum |
| Frequency | Quarterly; resume with new offenders |
| Duration | Permanent pruning practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the feed regenerates the problem |
The Institute dispenses Unfollow Selectivus for:
Unfollow Selectivus is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Selective Unfollow, for couples — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.