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Patient has, for five Decembers in a row, posted their Spotify Wrapped. They have 117 followers. They have posted 4 slides. Engagement: 6 likes and one 'ugh, mine next'.
Annual. Cannot be stopped.
None. December is their performance season.
Patients with Chronic Unsolicited-Spotify-Wrap Reaction typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Unsolicited-Spotify-Wrap Reaction — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Annuarius musicalis compartitio involuntaria. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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