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| Dosage | Zero (0) unsolicited Spotify Wrapped shares, reactions, or comparisons deployed to friends, coworkers, or family across December |
| Frequency | Annually, the month of December |
| Duration | Lifelong practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the top artist will, apparently, remain the top artist whether or not patient posts the infographic |
The Institute dispenses Wrapped Silentium for:
Wrapped Silentium is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Wrapped Silence, December observed — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.