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Boundarium Hardcore

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Rx #56,531 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Boundarium Hardcore
(The Unqualified No)
DosageOne (1) 'no', delivered without elaboration or apology
FrequencyOnce per week minimum
DurationLifelong
Refills0 — delivering it is the treatment
Side effects May include guilt, a racing heart, a follow-up text that was never needed, and — after 14 successful doses — the shocking discovery that the relationship did not end.
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Prescription Boundarium Hardcore belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.

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