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Patient bought a Cybertruck and has since been photographed 47 times by strangers. Has had a man at a gas station say 'really?' to them. Has had a woman flip them off in Santa Monica. Has stopped driving it to the kids' school. The truck sits in the garage on Tuesdays. The patient knew.
Chronic. Deteriorating each news cycle.
None. The lease is 36 months.
Patients with Chronic Cybertruck Self-Consciousness typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Cybertruck Self-Consciousness is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Vehiculum angularis consciusidae — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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