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| Dosage | Both hands positioned at 9 and 3, phone in glove compartment |
| Frequency | Entire duration of any drive, including autopilot sections |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | 0 — the car is not, regardless of marketing, driving itself |
The Institute dispenses Manus in Volante for:
Prescription Manus in Volante belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Hands on Wheel, both. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
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