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Dominicae Resurrectionis

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #18,575 Modern Life & Routines
Prescribed
Dominicae Resurrectionis
(Sunday Resurrection, protected)
DosageZero (0) work opened on Sunday, under any framing
FrequencyWeekly
DurationEvery Sunday, for the life of the patient
RefillsUnlimited — the condition is cyclical
Side effects May include a twitching hand at 2:47 PM, a phantom Slack notification, and — by 6 PM — the surprising experience of a Sunday that has not become Monday yet.
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Dominicae Resurrectionis is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Sunday Resurrection, protected — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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