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Versio Finalis Declarata

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Rx #94,260 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Versio Finalis Declarata
(Final Version, declared)
DosageOne (1) formal internal declaration that the patient is, for this quarter, the version of themselves they are going to be — no further 'work in progress' framing
FrequencyQuarterly
DurationOne quarter at a time; lifelong practice
RefillsUnlimited — the improvement can resume; the permanent-beta can close
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of existing as a 'finished' draft, the phantom urge to 'just one more course before I count,' and — critically — the observation that the permanent-beta framing had been, apparently, a way of never having to be evaluated as complete.
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Versio Finalis Declarata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Final Version, declared — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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