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Terminal Permanent-Beta Personality

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Diagnosis
Terminal Permanent-Beta Personality
Versio beta infinita
Clinical description

Patient has been in 'personal beta' since 2018. No final version exists. Every habit is being A/B tested. Every identity is a revision.

Prognosis

Will ship no final self.

Recommended treatment

None. Commitment to a version was considered limiting.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Terminal Permanent-Beta Personality typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Permanent-Beta Personality β€” a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Versio beta infinita. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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