Formulary Entry

Therapia Actualis

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Rx #79,369 Self-Image & Ego

Prescribed

Therapia Actualis

(Referral to Actual Therapist, with referral slip)

Dosage	One (1) licensed professional, weekly
Frequency	Weekly, at minimum
Duration	Open-ended
Refills	As many as it takes

Side effects May include emotional breakthroughs, the identification of a pattern from 2011, and the sobering discovery that our Institute is not qualified to handle this one. We tried.

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The Institute dispenses Therapia Actualis for:

Anything at all that this pharmacy is
On reflection
Not equipped to treat. Please see a real clinician

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This is the formulary entry for Therapia Actualis. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Referral to Actual Therapist, with referral slip, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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