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| Dosage | One (1) Snapchat streak allowed to break, observed without restoration attempts |
| Frequency | Per currently-maintained streak |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the person on the other end has, patient may discover, also been exhausted |
The Institute dispenses Streakus Interruptus for:
The Institute issues Streakus Interruptus for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Streak Broken, intentionally. The dosage follows from the name.
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