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| Dosage | Zero (0) logged films, zero written reviews on Letterboxd for 30 consecutive days |
| Frequency | One-time reset; repeat if the four-star-rating-for-a-slept-through-film pattern returns |
| Duration | 30 days minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the account will, apparently, still be there on day 31 |
The Institute dispenses Silentium Letterboxdii for:
Silentium Letterboxdii is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Letterboxd Silence, one account-free month — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.