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Androidus Silentium

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #84,632 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Androidus Silentium
(Android Silence, voluntary)
DosageZero (0) unprompted mentions of Android status in social settings for 30 days
FrequencyContinuous
DurationPermanent communication adjustment
RefillsUnlimited — the defense will, in the patient's absence, go undefended
Side effects May include the specific restlessness of an unprompted defense deferred, the phantom urge to correct a coworker's iPhone assumption, and — by week two — the observation that Samsung's design team is, apparently, fine without the patient's advocacy.
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The Institute issues Androidus Silentium for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.

Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Android Silence, voluntary. The dosage follows from the name.

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