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| Dosage | One (1) dinner-table geopolitical discussion, observed rather than led, per week |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent conversational adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the coworker with the master's degree will, apparently, still be there |
The Institute dispenses Silentium Audax for:
Silentium Audax is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Bold Silence, when unqualified — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.