Formulary Entry

Sacculus Depositio

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Sacculus Depositio

(Bag Deposit, honest accounting)

Dosage	One (1) full portfolio audit, with all positions marked at current market price, spoken aloud
Frequency	Once; may require a friend present for accountability
Duration	Approximately 40 minutes
Refills	0 — the audit is, apparently, the treatment

Side effects May include the specific grief of seeing a 97.8% loss printed in full, the phantom urge to close the page and 'think about it later,' and — critically — the observation that the coin's utility narrative has, apparently, been the cope all along.

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The Institute dispenses Sacculus Depositio for:

Terminal bag-holder denial syndrome
14-month holds down 97.8%
The specific refusal-of-three-exit-points pattern that has produced the current position

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This is the formulary entry for Sacculus Depositio. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Bag Deposit, honest accounting, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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