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Patient agrees to every event, cancels every event 90 minutes before, and posts that they 'just need a cozy night in.' Cycle is 100% reliable.
Permanent. Friends have adapted.
None. The canceling is the plan.
Patients with Chronic 'Cancel My Plans' Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic 'Cancel My Plans' Pattern is a chronic behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Introversus fabricatus publicus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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