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| Dosage | Phone placed in a different room by 10:30 PM |
| Frequency | Nightly |
| Duration | Until the 1 AM scroll-spiral is no longer a nightly event |
| Refills | Unlimited — relapses are expected |
The Institute dispenses Nocturna Cessatio for:
This is the formulary entry for Nocturna Cessatio. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.
The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Cessation of Night Scrolling, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.
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