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| Dosage | One (1) phone placed in a different room before any alcohol is consumed past the second drink |
| Frequency | Per social drinking occasion |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Nocte Oblivio Avertita for:
Prescription Nocte Oblivio Avertita belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Nightly Amnesia, prevented. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
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