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Patient cannot say a sentence that isn't about 'leveling up' or 'a journey.' Friends have begun editing their own language in the patient's presence. Joy has been replaced by progress.
The graph must always trend up.
None. Plateaus are described as 'lessons.'
Patients with Severe Growth-Mindset Mutation typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Severe Growth-Mindset Mutation present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Potentialis infinita sui-mejora, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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