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| Dosage | One (1) specific topic declared off-limits in advance of any family gathering |
| Frequency | Per holiday, per recurring inflammatory subject |
| Duration | Permanent, revisited as new inflammatory topics emerge |
| Refills | Unlimited — the topic list grows with the family |
The Institute dispenses Limen Festivitatis for:
Limen Festivitatis is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Holiday Boundary, pre-declared — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.