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The fight happens every year. The fight is about the same thing every year. The fight is scheduled, by both parties, for the third day of the trip.
Reliable. Has its own rhythm.
None. Separate holidays have been tried and found boring.
Patients with Chronic Holiday-Fight Tradition typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Holiday-Fight Tradition was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Vacatio conflictus anualis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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