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Family member sends passive-aggressive forwards, political memes, and questions only directed at one specific person. Never replies when summoned directly.
Chronic. Leaving the chat causes a 14-person emergency.
Untreatable. Muting has no effect.
Patients with Severe Family-Group-Chat Aggression typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Family-Group-Chat Aggression was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Chatus familiaris agressiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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