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Parent cannot attend any family gathering without asking when the wedding is. Has asked at a funeral. Has asked a seven-year-old.
Irreversible. Will ask your partner on first meeting.
Untreatable. Marriage does not resolve it — question pivots to grandchildren.
Patients with Terminal 'Why Aren't You Married' Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal 'Why Aren't You Married' Syndrome belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Nuptialis interrogatio eterna, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.