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Patient has left relationships, jobs, and countries because of Mercury retrograde. Carries a natal chart in a wallet. Has never been wrong about anyone's big three.
The stars will not retreat.
Incurable. Co-Star notifications are gospel.
Patients with Terminal Astrology-as-Personality typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Astrology-as-Personality — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Zodiacus totalizans absolutus. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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