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| Dosage | One (1) piece of actual friendship evidence, accepted without counter-interpretation |
| Frequency | Daily while the audit is active |
| Duration | Until 'do they actually like me' is no longer the question |
| Refills | Unlimited — the evidence arrives regularly; receipt is the issue |
The Institute dispenses Evidentia Amicitiae for:
Evidentia Amicitiae is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Friendship Evidence, accepted — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.