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| Dosage | One (1) deliberate evening per week spent at home, alone, with the apartment silence allowed to exist rather than filled by a podcast |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum; extend as tolerated |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Silentium Apartamenti Acceptatum for:
The Institute issues Silentium Apartamenti Acceptatum for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Apartment Silence, befriended. The dosage follows from the name.
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