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| Dosage | One (1) actual phone call, not text, lasting minimum 14 minutes |
| Frequency | Monthly minimum |
| Duration | For the lifetime of the sibling relationship |
| Refills | Unlimited — the thing unsaid will, otherwise, become the thing unsayable |
The Institute dispenses Colloquium Fraternum Directum for:
The Institute issues Colloquium Fraternum Directum for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Direct Sibling Conversation, phone-based. The dosage follows from the name.
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