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| Dosage | One (1) meal consumed per day with zero screens in view — no phone, no TV, no laptop, no second screen |
| Frequency | Daily; expand to two meals per day after month one |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the show will, apparently, still be there after the meal |
The Institute dispenses Cibatio Sine Spectaculo for:
Cibatio Sine Spectaculo is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Unscreened Meal, one sitting — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.