Formulary Entry

Exitus Punctualis

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #23,519 Modern Life & Routines

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Exitus Punctualis

(Punctual Exit, post-narrative)

Dosage	One (1) departure from the theater or pause of the film at the moment the story concludes, without waiting for credits
Frequency	Per film
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	Unlimited — Marvel's 2008 post-credits scene does not, apparently, set industry-wide norms for Bergman

Side effects May include the specific dread of missing a scene, the phantom urge to 'just stay a minute more,' and — critically — the observation that the 14-minute French crew list was, apparently, 14 minutes of patient's life that did not, in fact, contain a post-credits scene.

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The Institute dispenses Exitus Punctualis for:

Terminal post-credits-scene completionism
Sitting through full credits on genres with no historical post-credits tradition
The specific incident of being the only viewer remaining in the theater

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This is the formulary entry for Exitus Punctualis. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Punctual Exit, post-narrative, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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