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| Dosage | Close the tab. Walk away. Do not check back. |
| Frequency | As needed, and needed more often in the evening |
| Duration | Until at least 48 hours have passed |
| Refills | 0 — temptation is the condition |
The Institute dispenses Cartus Abandonatus for:
This is the formulary entry for Cartus Abandonatus. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.
The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation One (1) Abandoned Cart, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.