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| Dosage | Zero (0) new sauce packets added to household collection; existing collection discarded in full |
| Frequency | One-time mass purge, then permanent exclusion rule |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | 0 — future deliveries must decline the sauce |
The Institute dispenses Sauce Cenotaphium for:
The Institute issues Sauce Cenotaphium for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Sauce Packet Mausoleum, closed. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.