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Patient owns 7 electric spin scrubbers, a pimple patch for the face-shape they don't have, and a lamp described as 'healing.' Cannot stop.
Storage unit imminent.
Untreatable. 'Add to cart' is a reflex now.
Patients with Advanced TikTok-Shop Collapse typically present with some or all of the following:
Advanced TikTok-Shop Collapse was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Viralis impulsivus shoppicus — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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