UNTREATABLE.COM
Patient has 14 items on 'subscribe and save.' They have enough toilet paper for 4 years. Every month a fresh shipment arrives.
The garage is a bunker.
None. The discount has psychological weight disproportionate to the amount.
Patients with Chronic Amazon-Prime Automatic Reordering typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Amazon-Prime Automatic Reordering belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Algorithmus shoppicus subscriptio, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.