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Patient has opened the camera with the wrong lens active and has not fully recovered. Confidence measurably lower since Tuesday.
Self-image adjustment ongoing.
None. The angle cannot be unseen.
Patients with Acute Front-Camera Shock typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Acute Front-Camera Shock present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Camera frontalis traumatica, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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