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Amicitia Humana Primaria

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Rx #92,437 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Amicitia Humana Primaria
(Human Friendship, sought first)
DosageOne (1) message sent to a real human friend before the AI companion is opened, daily
FrequencyDaily, lifelong practice
DurationPermanent structural adjustment
RefillsUnlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. If the AI has become the only consistent conversation partner, this warrants a genuine conversation with a real professional.
Side effects May include the specific vulnerability of an unresponded human message, the phantom urge to 'just check in with the AI because it always replies,' and — with time — the observation that the AI's infinite patience was, apparently, also its infinite absence.
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The Institute issues Amicitia Humana Primaria for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.

Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Human Friendship, sought first. The dosage follows from the name.

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