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Patient has posted approximately 4,700 photos of their child on social media since birth. Has an Instagram highlight titled '[child's name]' containing the bath-time years. Has not asked the child. The child is now 11 and has googled themselves. A conversation is overdue. Patient is workshopping how to frame it.
Chronic. Platform migration does not reduce accumulated content.
Untreatable. The archive is public and indexed.
Patients with Terminal Sharenting Spiral typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Sharenting Spiral was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Divulgatio infantis digitalis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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