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Patient has been 'not dating' the same person for 19 months. They've met the parents. They share a dog. The label remains unspoken.
Irreversible. Mentioning exclusivity causes both parties to flee.
Untreatable. Vague brunches will continue indefinitely.
Patients with Terminal Situationship Denial typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Situationship Denial was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Labeli phobia chronica — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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