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Patient is, by every observable behavior, already single. Eats alone. Travels alone. Holidays separately. Is, technically, married. The paperwork has not been initiated.
The arrangement is stable.
None. Separate Netflix accounts were a breakthrough.
Patients with Terminal DIY-Divorce Energy typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal DIY-Divorce Energy belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Coniugium fractum autonomus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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