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Patient has returned to the chart for the 47th time this week. Swore off in 2022. Is now in a leveraged position on a dog.
Portfolio: directional.
None. The cycle is the drug.
Patients with Terminal Crypto Re-Entry typically present with some or all of the following:
Terminal Crypto Re-Entry is a terminal behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Bagholdus revivalis eternus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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