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Patient now refuses to fly without three lounges, a tier status, and a branded neck pillow. Has cried at a Priority Pass rejection. Earns $52,000.
Terminal to finances.
None. The champagne was warm anyway.
Patients with Chronic Airport Lounge Entitlement typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Airport Lounge Entitlement belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Premium traveler performativa, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.