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The sale begins tomorrow. Patient has a 43-item wishlist. Will buy 31 items. Most are duplicates of things they own. The sale is 15% off.
Will repeat in April, October, Black Friday.
None. The cart has been curated for 11 days.
Patients with Acute Sephora-Sale Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Sephora-Sale Anxiety is an acute behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Commercium limitatus periodicus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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