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Severe 'That's So Random' Retort Pattern

UNTREATABLE.COM Institute of Incurable Conditions
SEVERE
Diagnosis
Severe 'That's So Random' Retort Pattern
Responsum reflectum verbum unus
Clinical description

Patient responds to every statement with 'that's so random'. It is not random. It is almost never random. This has been pointed out 9 times.

Prognosis

Permanent. Vocabulary has narrowed.

Recommended treatment

None. 'That's so random' is replacing their syntax.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Severe 'That's So Random' Retort Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

Severe 'That's So Random' Retort Pattern is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework β€” and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.

In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Responsum reflectum verbum unus β€” a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.

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