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Patient arranges specific books, plants, and soft lighting for a 20-minute standup with 3 coworkers. The shelf has been restyled quarterly. One plant is fake.
The shelf is the identity now.
None. Zoom backgrounds are beneath the patient.
Patients with Severe Meeting-Cam Curation Disorder typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Meeting-Cam Curation Disorder belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Fundale videoconferentia theatricus, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.