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| Dosage | Zero (0) replies posted in foreign-policy comment sections for 14 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | Until the four-hour thread ritual is no longer a Thursday evening activity |
| Refills | Unlimited — the stranger seven time zones away will, apparently, continue to be wrong without patient's intervention |
The Institute dispenses Commentarium Clausum for:
Commentarium Clausum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Comment Closed, unwritten — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.