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Patient types as though striking tent pegs. The office has noted it. HR has not, yet. The keyboard is mechanical. This was chosen deliberately.
Permanent. Any suggestion of a quieter keyboard is received as a personal attack.
Noise-cancelling headphones. For everyone else.
Patients with Severe Audible-Typing Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Audible-Typing Syndrome is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Tactus clamor publicus — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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